1. Admit you are powerless over Christmas, and that your life has become unmanageable.
1. Believe that a power greater than consumer credit can restore you to sanity.
3. Decide to turn your will and life over to Santa as you understand him.
4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of yoru material desires.
5. Admit to Santa, to yourself and to another human being the exaxt nature of your size, color preferences, and taste in furniture.
6. Allow Santa to remedy all defects of bank account.
7. Humbly ask Santa to pay off your mortgage.
8. Make a list of everything you want, and be willint to read the instruction manuals.
9. Cite model numbers and retail locations wherever possible, except when doing tso would require an internet search.
10. Continue to take personal inventory, and when you think of something else you need, add it to the list.
11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with Santa as you understand him, praying only for knowledge of his gifts fo ryou and the power to open them quickly.
12. Having had a spiritual awakeing as the result of these steps, carry Santa’s message to friends and family every Christmas.